Coded messages to China in Lorem Ipsum?

acb has pointed me to an interesting tale about Google Translate seemingly hiding coded signals in Lorem Ipsum translations. While it all seems a little far fetched or conspiratorial, this story is from Krebs on Security, a well respected blog on all things crypto and security.

I recently discovered that the simple Lorem has been transformed into what can only be described as a post internet: Vegan Ipsum (veggie ipsum), Lorem Bacon, Hipster Ipsum, Lorizzle (Gangster Ipusm), Beer Ipsum, Samuel L Ipsum and teh best of the lot – Picksomeipsum in which you can pick one of the actors Clint Eastwood, Michael Caine, Jim Carrey and or Morgan Freeman as a source, or pit two of the actors against each other:

…ing is about respect. getting it for yourself, and taking it away from the other guy. you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. what you have to ask yourself is, do i feel lucky. well do ya’ punk? cities fall but they are rebuilt. heroes die but they are remembered. multiply your anger by about a hundred, kate, that’s how much he thinks he loves you. no, this is mount everest. you should flip on the discovery channel from time to time. but i guess you can’t now, being dead and all. cities fall but they are rebuilt. heroes die but they are remembered. are you feeling lucky punk don’t p!ss down my back and tell me it’s raining. here. put that in your report!” and “i may have found a way out of here. that tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass. ever notice how sometimes you come across somebody you shouldn’t have f**ked with? well, i’m that guy.

Rehabilitated? well, now let me see. you know, i don’t have any idea what that means. it only took me six days. same time it took the lord to make the world. ever notice how sometimes you come across somebody you shouldn’t have f**ked with? well, i’m that guy. man’s gotta know his limitations. mister wayne, if you don’t want to tell me exactly what you’re doing, when i’m asked, i don’t have to lie. but don’t think of me as an idiot. cities fall but they are rebuilt. heroes die but they are remembered. circumstances have taught me that a man’s ethics are the only possessions he will take beyond the grave. this is my gun, clyde! this is the ak-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it. well, do you have anything to say for yourself? the man likes to play chess; let’s get him some rocks. that tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass…

There is, of course, a fairly comprehensive list of Lorem Ipsum generators, and generators available in German, Chinese, Russian and Spanish Ipsum.

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