Hipster Ipsum

I love this auto-text generator Hipster Ipsum, for one thing it makes as much sense and has as much depth as so much of the hipster culture (and, let’s face it, the critique of hipsters), for another it’s filled with the lolsense madness that comes with strings of words that so clearly indicate a subculture. One part Lorem Ipsum and one part Post Modern Essay Generator, filtered through the contemporary fascination for all things hipster:

8-bit twee farm-to-table wayfarers helvetica. High life beard trust fund, shoreditch whatever tofu twee fap wolf williamsburg before they sold out. Hoodie portland banksy thundercats tumblr. Portland blog raw denim helvetica fanny pack artisan. Trust fund helvetica mustache single-origin coffee skateboard. Sustainable blog letterpress, iphone fanny pack craft beer wolf thundercats etsy mixtape keffiyeh marfa homo organic keytar. Vegan gentrify 3 wolf moon banksy.

Keffiyeh cred DIY irony, tattooed mlkshk mustache marfa butcher mcsweeney’s vegan viral twee. Locavore cardigan put a bird on it, seitan viral salvia scenester +1. Banksy wayfarers farm-to-table bicycle rights before they sold out 8-bit. Homo iphone mustache, dreamcatcher stumptown you probably haven’t heard of them butcher cardigan gentrify four loko fanny pack. Viral PBR master cleanse helvetica, iphone messenger bag keytar locavore. Cosby sweater craft beer seitan bahn mi squid, pitchfork before they sold out leggings brunch VHS yr portland +1 keffiyeh blog. Letterpress homo aesthetic viral, whatever stumptown american apparel.

Pitchfork beard tofu you probably haven’t heard of them, 8-bit cliche shoreditch DIY american apparel letterpress cardigan cosby sweater. Craft beer mustache tofu, shoreditch wolf four loko fap. Vice bicycle rights etsy fixie. Lomo cred etsy homo, mixtape cliche before they sold out high life. Dreamcatcher scenester fixie banksy, hoodie salvia keytar +1 readymade fuck 8-bit Austin carles. Viral high life letterpress, gluten-free 8-bit trust fund readymade. Leggings mcsweeney’s vegan, aesthetic vice blog tumblr.

Four loko single-origin coffee jean shorts stumptown quinoa. Tumblr fap cliche blog, +1 scenester fanny pack gentrify mcsweeney’s. Vice art party vinyl DIY. Raw denim Austin aesthetic VHS, seitan synth fixie jean shorts next level shit. Mixtape fuck vegan jean shorts, vice biodiesel shoreditch brooklyn gentrify food truck trust fund. Austin terry richardson cosby sweater vice, twee mustache artisan 8-bit art party cliche dreamcatcher. Tofu brunch craft beer hoodie next level shit echo park, biodiesel gluten-free retro.